#french blush

[wumvinblog]

[kk1smet]

Posted a new chapter on my Drarry artwork collection! | View full update here.

Every month (or every other month, really), I draw some drarry microcreations based on discord prompts here. This month's theme is epistolary, where you’ll find some prissy Draco, a three-day stubbled Harry, and an owl named Wuzz.

New drarry fanart/schedule of updates in my archive will vary because yours truly rolls like a tumbleweed

[solarconstellations]

James and Reggie doing that tiktok trend where two people are walking and the camera pans back and forth between them.

James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Regulus is already hopelessly and completely in love with me before it even starts." Regulus: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course James is going to be compared to the sun."

James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course there's going to be background wolfstar, dorlene, and rosekiller"

Regulus: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Sirius and I are going to start speaking French and James and Moony are going to get horribly turned on."

James: *points phone down at his feet* "Wait, can you do that right now?" Regulus: *off screen* "No James, we're in the middle of making a video." James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Reggie is going to slip up and accidently call me James after calling me "Potter" for the last 40 chapters." Regulus: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Sirius is going to go crazy as soon as he finds out me and James are together." James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Reg can't swim." Regulus: *points the camera down to his feet* "James, what the fuck, that was a low blow." Regulus: *with revenge in his eyes* "It's a Jegulus fic, of course James and my brother have a ridiculously unhealthy obsession and codependency with one another" James: *with love in his eyes* "It's a Jegulus fic, of course I love my star so much that I would live, die, or kill for him" Regulus: *drops the phone, only their feet can be seen as he runs to James* "Tu vas payer pour m'avoir fait rougir, chéri"

[gelthefunkyblob]

Royaume de France and First French Empire. Plus a feminine version of kingdom

Experimenting with different eyes, this is the eyes I put on my planethumans and objectheads. I question myself why I never did it on countryhumans but hey I like it!

[elliotteque-exe]

half the guts & blackpowder playerbase is queer teenagers on tumblr making fanart of the characters being gay and the other half is edgy 14 year olds that have military defenses from at least 3 countries memorised and thats hilarious to me

[tekitothemagpie]

Got this from @loadingbnha, they enlightened me about the french sub scene where Toshinori literally says that- so thanks loading!

The scene y'all.

[nekrosmos]

Ooo for the character thing, Gaz. I feel like people don't talk about him enough and I'm curious what you think of him :O

Oh thank you so much for the ask !! Hard agree, I love Gaz and I'm so glad you suggested him <3

Favorite thing about them

I love how he seems to be everyone's favorite child, if that makes sense ?? Like Price, Laswell, Nik, they absolutely adore him in their own way because he's fun to talk to, he has some great banters, and I think he brings a different vibe to the 141 that I really enjoy <3

Least favorite thing about them

Nothing really, I guess maybe I wish we had more outside of work scenes with him ?? (Like how Price gets the scene with Laswell at the end of MW, that kind of thing)

Favorite line

Well okay that's gonna go well with my answer for Nik's ask but "I'm not dead, Nik. I'm hanging from a bloody rope!" . This scene is just *chef kiss*

brOTP

Soap / Gaz DEFINITELY

OTP

I haven't found an OTP for Gaz YET, but I do enjoy the thought of Alex x Farah x Gaz after seeing some fanarts of them. Idk, I love OT3 and I think it would be cute :3c

nOTP

Again, don't have any strong opinions on other ships ,,,

Random headcanon

This man is a city boy to me, born and raised. The city noise is comforting to him and he struggles to fall asleep when it's too quiet outside

Unpopular opinion

I don't know if it's unpopular but I actually love the protégé relationship Price and Gaz have <3

Song I associate with them

Okay I'm not gonna lie, I have no ideas for this one. I'm not good at associating songs with characters IVJSIVJSVP

Favorite picture of them

The way I spammed the F12 key when this scene happened. HIS EEEEEEEEEEYES

[cherrybitezz]

"I am nothing in my soul if not obsessive." -Richard Papen

[pandoa]

rook hunt is ripped with muscles and here's why

because some of you guys don't give him enough credit and my brain is rotting; let me live

i'll get straight to the point, i've tried out archery to see what it's like in the past—learned the basics and such—and for those who have never held a bow in their life, let me tell you it gets extremely tiring after shooting for more than an hour or so. so imagine how strong you must be to be shooting bows and arrows since you were a child. that is Rook Hunt, who was practically born from the womb with an archery set in his hand /j

bows have different draw weights that affect the speed, force, and distance that is needed to shoot an arrow. typically, children use bows with a 10-pound draw weight, as young adults and adults use bows with 20 pounds or more. to put this into some sort of perspective, i remember my stamina with the 20-pound bow lasted me about half an hour until my arms began to weaken and shake with how out-of-shape i am but anyways 💀

i've heard that the typical draw weight for hunting is about 40 pounds. and assuming with how long Rook has been an archer, i can imagine that he is physically well-fit enough to exceed the 20-pound draw weight and move onto more efficient bows for hunting like the 40-pound.

think about how developed your muscles must be if you began shooting with 10-pound bows since you were just a kid, moving onto 20 pounds as you get older, and eventually using the 40-pound draw weight as you gain more strength and hunting skills. knowing with how much Rook uses his bows and arrows, it's safe to assume that he most likely hones these skills by practicing archery quite often (i can see him going out to practice at least once a day; don't quote me on that though, this is just a thought i have considering that other hobbies also require daily practice to maintain a person's skill).

there are so many muscles involved in a human body's shoulders, back, chest, and arms that you must use when drawing a bow. exercises focusing on the muscles needed for archery are often done to strengthen an archer. this is where Rook's very toned figure comes in lol.

with the numerous muscles needed to carry out his hobby on a constant basis, Rook would need a strong set of biceps and shoulder muscles to keep up with the bow's general weight and stamina for however long he goes out hunting for. bro has built up muscles, man. built up muscles.

in game, though, i will admit his body does look on the more slim and slender side. i can see why some people in the fandom don't see him as a character with buff arms, but i would like to respectfully disagree. Rook Hunt has scrumptious arm and back muscles i'd shamelessly stare at as his magic hands do whatever wonderous things they do with his bow OH AND GUYS HIS LEGS I MEAN-

ahem. anyways.

i know many in the fandom tend to bully this observant hunter—with his questionable haircut and uh huntsman habits of his—however, these targets for harmless memes cannot overshadow the fact that Rook Hunt is ripped. from head to toe, this man is most likely relatively high among the list of twst characters that are incredibly strong (with Jack trumping them all) and is probably covered in toned muscles, which he maintains with his hunting.

this isn't even me simping anymore; it's just simple logic if we all go by what we know about the Pomefiore vice housewarden. i'll defend this man with my life—and that includes writing a useless essay on why Rook is more muscular and buff than we may think lmao

so in conclusion, Rook has beefy arms that the world is not prepared to talk about just yet. the end.

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

Needless to say this scene changed my entire being's chemistry

[moonystoes]

OMG PLEASE i wanna hear it!!! pleaseee

The it's a joke video is here

Holy shit the way I'm giggling at this clip I can't believe I've forgotten about it 😫😫😫

[a-secretkey]

char.lotterose

[toyastales]

Jacquemus

[thevoidisscreamingbackatyou]

tim has road rage and bernard finds it hot.

thats it thats the post.

[ciccerone]

[young-prince-firefly]

Just one incorrect quote

Elizabeth: Fun Fact! After kissing someone you'll have their spit in your mouth for up to 10 days!

Mike: Neat.

Mike: Jeremy?

Jeremy F: Yeah?

Mike: Would you like to share spit for 10 days?